Humor > Limericks & Verse

A collection of poetry and short stories, mostly humorous penned by my dad Hari Myers. The words may rhyme, The lines keep time, And verse go on for pages. But still I’ll frown And put it down, And leave it there for ages. ... Don’t give me tomes Of lengthy poems Awash with words all buttery. I like a bit Of twisted wit; A little book of puttery.

200 original rhymes created in the classical five-line style. Ribald rhymes, puerile poems and bawdy ballads intended to amuse, arouse and affect the reader. Naughty and nice, lascivious and loving, sweet and sexy, romantic and raw... a wide range of flavors to please the most discriminating poetry-lover's palate.

Two hundred original amusing rhymes, all presented in five-line form. Naughty and nice, lascivious and loving, sweet and sexy, romantic and raw... a wide range of flavors to please the most discriminating poetry-lover's palate.

Two hundred all-new illustrated rhymes, each one an original offering in the classical five-line style. Prurient poetry to please the literary libertine.

"Roses are Red: A Collection of Unconventional Headline Poetry" is a collection of three-line poems which follow a simple, yet brilliant, formula: every poem starts with the iconic line "Roses are red," and every poem ends with a real news headline. The magnanimous author has spent years procuring the most bizarre and hilarious headlines from around the world to create the ultimate collection of beautiful, breathtaking, avant-garde, but mostly just stupid, poetry.